Ramona was still a pint sized blue chick and Nathan hadn't been able to sell her to a farmer for money. Of course, he hadn't been able to sell her because he hadn't tried to sell her but that was neither here nor there. The closest Nathan had ever gotten to a pet was the goldfish he'd had as a kid. That goldfish had lived for two days before ( Read more... )

( There really was nothing more boring than being buried alive when you were immortal.... )

It wasn't going to be an extravagant service. Even if Ms. Young thought that might make Nathan laugh from...wherever he was now, it just wasn't going to happen. It took too much planning and too much focus and she didn't have that. So, the service was to be simple. It was overcast and drizzly in England which, of course, set the tone for the ( Read more... )

( They’re watching what Nathan thinks is some of cult meet in the park just a few feet away from the community center... )

( Simon was filming them again... )

( Nathan started off the morning by catching... )

( Nathan still hadn’t figured out what his fucking power was... )

( You can think what you’d like but I have a super power... )

( Of all the shitty punishments he could have gotten, he had to go help clean up dog shit off the sides of the road and paint over graffiti... )